when your friend does something embarrassing in public
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?
because they can’t even
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world
I am afraid of getting older. I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from cooking three meals a day—spare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote. I want to be free… I want, I want to think, to be omniscient.
— Sylvia Plath written in 1949 at age 17. (via dysenterygay)